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Email Dump

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My good friend Katherine was officially dumped over EMAIL today.


I've read about crap like this in Cosmo but I've never known anyone personally who it's actually happened to.

I never liked the loser to begin with so secretly I am happy that it's over.  I won't tell her that now, but I know in a few short months from today we will be drinking margheritas on my kitchen deck and laughing at how bad he styled his hair, how annoying and irritating his laugh was, his bedazzled Ed Hardy hat collection and his frodo-looking ass.


But really buddy...if for whatever reason you can’t dump someone in-person, the least you can do is give her a call!


There is NO excuse for his behavior, other than maybe, and hopefully, the douchebag somehow managed to chop off his own balls.

Ahhh...the cowardice email breaker-upper.


An unparalleled level of douchebaggery.

Stay strong Katherine...keep busy.

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