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He Works Hard for the Money

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b2ap3_thumbnail_Ablaze.jpg"Hey Laura, I think you're gorgeous. Can I get your number?"


Well who would say no to a chiseled, muscular, 6 foot 2 blonde, blue eyed, uniformed firefighter who was just in your office saving lives...well...on a fire alarm call. Same diff.


Mr. hot pants was about to grab my digits until his Fire Chief walked up to him...


“Hey Tom...isn't your wife expecting the baby any time now?


OUCH. Mr. delicious had just been cock-blocked. By his boss none-the-less.


Up until that very moment, I’d had no idea that the stunning stallion asking for my number while staring at my hypnotizing double DD's had a wife and baby on the way.  Isn’t that just precious?


The subtlety with which he had been burned by his boss was classic. 

At least somebody considered the promises made to significant others as relevant, honorable and worth keeping. 

I owe Chief cock-block a huge thank you for saving me from what could have been a potentially embarrassing conversation later while jumping off a second floor balcony with my panties and heels in hand.


“All the good ones are taken,” sighed my co-worker in what I can only imagine was an attempt to console me.


“A man looking to hook up with a stranger while his wife is ready to pop is not exactly what I would consider a good one.”


This is just the tip of the douchebag iceberg for me.

Excuse me while I find a raging fire to jump into.

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